hahaa stright to the point han vomit at the car today ,donoe maybe he eat to many fake snow Lol bt pity him la xD . this is how the vomit went down , he flet like tsunami(indonesia 2004) in his digestive system . 3 min later volcano ( Mount Mazama/Crater Lake, Oregon 6000 years ago) is like a lavar plunging out of his esophagus to the mouth , he opens the window and his suages had destroy the car sides just like (911 world trade center 2001) kill all the paint at the car . justin told him he must do some thing just to make thing right and we have the idea . . . . . ( that is han and the car owner up there )
Friday, December 25, 2009
Thursday, December 24, 2009
went to genting yesterday ^^ and come back from genting yesterday ^^
on the way up we stop at the temple , donoe consider temple a nt , is some thing talk a bwt life after eu death , the sin eu have done will pay at the other world , freakly speaking i kinda scare that time . it is night , dark , mainly bcoz i dit most of the sin that bein show there =D
18 stairs to hell ~ photo coming up =)
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
that is me and han we are fucking retard ,btw that filty dick is his cool har one of a kind . where his dick head is like a fuckin tougue ! this started when i cal him fucking retard at the concert and people kinda have those fucking baloons that they smack on both baloons that produce sound , they say is call crear for the singer wooo wooo wooo , and i kinda a have one onli so i cant produce sound , but i have a idea . i smack him . problem slove . but the song produce instade of woo woo woo is argh argh argh . i will talk to the autorities later abwt the mildfunctioning baloons , i will claim back mi money ! btw sorry bro , eu are realy fucking retard , seariously from benide of mi pants xD
Sunday, December 20, 2009
ok its kinda long since the last time i update mi blog let me recall erm since mi traffic collision till now coz i have nothing to write , this holiday is kinda boring donoe why spend most of the time at kl mi grandparents there till mi injury recover just come back lately last week .
hahaa ok just meet natalie at KK coz plan of goin a concert at bukit jalil so just pass by there coz she insist to meet me =) frenkly speaking i have no idea to go there if not mi fren mom is the kind hearted drive i dont think i would make it out alive =D ok goin to location problem sloved and then problem two goin out == i need to call a fuckin cab that took him half an hour to find me mybe one hour .
so i dit manage to arrive at the concert safely. Finger cheak ! Toe cheak ! Smiley boxer cheak ! Penis cheak ! all safe =P i know the concert i kinda boring but i dit heart a few song and i kinda like it but other no sayin they are bad just not my type . frenkly speaking i dont want to go but just mi mom got free ticket and i'm free why not =)
this is the song that i fell nice =)
Monday, November 23, 2009
i'm back -- with a swolen FACE =p
i curently is at home with 40 over stichies over mi head from mii four head to mi ear annd i have aditional 11 stichies at mi knee as a bonus ^^
but mi face is like a basket ball no joke =D i will be on the street soo man soooo . . . . .
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
alone
she just told me she curently is with other person , but why ? i'm not good inaf ? i change mi num just to text her , maybe i just think to much she never like me from the begining .
first tod is just to try on her but since then i feel like i like her . try to ask her out she dont want . yea maybe she is a girl a bit shy but now i know she doesn't have felling on me at all .
but why am i not handsome inaf ? to asshole ? no money ? only she knows =(
today i saw her at the mall tod of buyin some fries for her , after i buy i forget i lost my phone
dont have her num . try walk around see maybe can bump in to her
but no no choice go back . meet up with one of mi fren , his girlfren is her fren
then he tell me that she just now went to the mall by car .
i asked whose car . not surprice his car ( the person with her now )
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Friday, November 6, 2009
hahaa today i was textin mi fren at exam time and mi fren was textin each other for answ .
they tod teacher is a nuts but realy they are nuts .D one of them get caught and teacher saw all the message lol all KANTOI .P bt me .D al bcoz of she i thnks , if not i'm textin her i'm so sure to cheat with them then tat time mi name will be mention bt dint .D
people dont cheat at exam , dont think teacher is a fool , they become teacher not because they cant get onther job .D
Monday, November 2, 2009
shyt|||||||||||
mi hair now is like a gorrila ASS , eu know why !
coz they are short T.T al this start bcoz of mi math teacher tat so unlucky is the disiplin teacher
fuck he say better cut if not no need to take exam -.-
haiz cut nvrm but must cut '' student head '' fuck does it exist ??????
haiz fuck him .
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Saturday, October 24, 2009
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Icanttalknicely .(
i felt regret to pierce mi tougue .(
coz as eu all know now still is hari raya and mi neighbor had open house and their sambal chicken , rendang , walaueh !! is a SIN not to eat them !
i tell eu i had a lot of sin this week . i sometime just watch mi fren sapu all the food and i just provide water to them (sliver) =D
somehow i'm gona miss eu sambal chicken x♥
Friday, October 9, 2009
hye i have nothing to write today , due to the pmr i'm off for a week , is kinda cool but damn boring , that day acompany billy ^^ went to sunway coz he wanted to buy a bear bear for her gurlfren . i just wonder when i can buy one for her . ) eventualy he brought a doggy for her is kinda cute♥
♥thend:)
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
Baby cutie =]
hye guys , yea tat is two dogs . yesterday mi bro came back and say:
some one have to be their father !
i was like ==! are eu serious . The story is like that the puppy is about 2week or a week old
8 of them , others mi bro fren took i guess , their mom bein abduck by donoe who
but they look co cute , i just milk them . LOL i know wat are u tinkin
i milk them use a milk botol man =D havent name them yet
any sugestion ???
Monday, October 5, 2009
hi its been a while since i last update mi blog . damn blardy busy . if i say with study
ppl will say me bullshit , yea i'm bull shit . dint study but i will .P
lately kinda obses in love song such as :-
Westlife - mandy
Westlife - My Love
Westlife - Nothing gonna change my love for you
Whitney Houston - I will always love you
Richard Marx - Right Here Waitin For You
Micheal learns to rock - That's why you go away
mi phone out of kredit , cant even text please dont mention calls
suffer like hell , today start the pmr holiday one week man
maybe goin to sunway but is just maybe waitin for calls now -.-
year end exam is comein , tentions start to rise
people start to study , ME ?
Study la , some how need to study also .)
updated tomoro .p h e w . . .
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
dint updated lately coz i'm fuckin busy
last sunday went to ben musical concert it about ' A long Hair ' if not mistaken . then show is quic boring but then meaning of the show i get it the ppl'S singin , ok some is like that but most of them was great . i dint take any picha coz is restrick interupt the camera crew i guess .
ok after sunday sure is monday , odviously is schooling day but i dint went coz i know mi teacher sure will cut mi hair n mi wish came true . mi fren told me the teacher came to mi class to find me ' so proud ' .P but i realy want to study , i want to go schoool ! mi mom fuck me that day must study hard ! mom i willl !
today very odvious is monday , and i dint went to schoool again . i guess today i dont want to go , i also donoe what i'm talkin a bout .D but tomoro i willl atent to school , i promiss !
Friday, September 25, 2009
i just watch WILD CHILD yesterday and i learn tat bitch is a wrong pronouncation , it should be pronounce as bi-a-tch .
The gurl in the movie know as poppy is kind a cute , and the show kind a wake me up . sometimes ur best fren will betray eu . who knows ?
but yet still is funny =D
before that i watch KNOCKED UP it tells me must wear a CONDOM !
beside that for two person to live together is not snap a finger and it done , erm i duwan explain aftr then eu willl say me sentimental .P
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
curently i'm in mi boxer with the smile face
i went to sunway is like so donoe , went there to meet natalie
han justin and me is like so nooooob realy 'who the fuck are them , eu not say al not comeing ? '
ow fuck i duwan to remenber names .D
nvrm sometimes make fren is gooood , fuck spend 50 at sunway for nothing
wait what i spend on har , beside the icecream . .
ha talking bout ice cream , i dint get from her as promise coz mi face thin ' malu ' so many boy lookin , paise man ask a gurl buy for me . some how i buy for yanruu coz she insis , but then she say not nice SWT-.-
bla bla bla like this the day ends . WAIT !
loook at this .D
A ROLL OF BIKINI BABES !!!
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
yesterday just came back from hometown so damn fuckin boring at there , the hole day just watch stephen chow movie but funny la coz mi uncle has alot of his movie hahaa
but then at night i and mi cousin sneak out .D so nooob . went to the park at 2am chat stupid thing till 3 hahaa
but mi anty from singapore came back , then her husband mi uncle la ask mi bro got hoe many A ar TWO ! here 20dolar -.- when he ask me i was like A ? that is two year ago .P
but onli stay for 2 day coz mi parents need to work .P
then on the way back it was like so damn fuckin boring and it was night felt like sleepin . but reach mi grandpa hse at KL lepak there for a while chill watch tv the pop went out to eat . aftr eat balik la lol . when reach home i felt like goin out call them c they wan to out a nt then they all wan sneak out hahaa so nooob hahaa but i dit it also .P i went to meet them at about 3 am then lepak lepak justin neeed to go back mom fuck -.- he ask us wait for him at a bout 4 he come back out -.- fine wait i and hanz fooling around at the brige there hahaa .
then at 6 am our guest finally come out but not antill 10 min mom ask him back hahaa no choice back lo .D
at bout 6.30 all go back lo reach home at 7 .P hahaa
update later phew . .
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
today luck consider bad , got blocked by polis no lesen no helmet .P
POLIS 1
POLIS2
WE
apasal tak pakai helmet
helmet pecah .P
tak kena mengena lagsung , ic ? mau saman satu ?
1 chance la
nak chance pergi tanya sarjan dalm kereta tu
bang 1 chance boleh ar ?
boleh ! mau setalkan ? 50
== saya tak ade duit la bang
cakap mau setal ! ade berapa?
i check mi wallet left 2 bugs then i turn mi back ask mi fren 27
bang 29 boleh ?
ok la , setal !
== terima kasih
i cant believe i said terima kasih man !
today alot of mi fren ask me not to go schoool but eventualy i went , i'm a good boy bytheway .)
the class strt with moral takein picha for folio , so lame take tissue just hold it point it at the rubish bin then snap* -.-
still ok but antill maths , mi worst night mare has come thru .
for ur infomation , mi maths teacher is the fuckin disiplin teacher fuck*
nvrm * his atitude is like a fuckin retard feler eu cant perdict him
let me telll eu , he come in the class saw mi hair ' in x boleh ni , x boleh must cut ! aftr folo me go '
i was like WTF -.- sometimes fren request better folo , is goin to holiday stilll want to cut mi hair OMFG !!
when the bell ring phew* like a rocket to the canteen , i plan to skip the other class just to avoid him but still i'm a good boy a attend to class took out mi ear phone and do what i sepost to . time past and past he dint apeared hahaa . tomoro i'm not goin man !! dont miss me .P
Sunday, September 13, 2009
SHE
she text me first for the first time since we know each other yesterday 8.30pm
i know her thru the net since feb 8nd 4.35pm .i asked for number but she wont gave me :D but i leave mi num . she can text me if she wanted , the next day i recieve a text from a unknow person i replay "who is this ?" "hahaa the person eu wanted her number " i was like is this realy hapend, that day is the first day i start to text her apr 20nd 8.20pm .sometimes mi joke dint make her laugh but at least she listen . )i realy like her but i dont know weather she feel the way i feel . )
i like eu from the benit of mi heart . )
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Friday, September 11, 2009
today nothing special .dit mi oral today damn stupid .elmer hold the paper and shiver .D laugh like shit .then nothing special owh mi math teacher cheak our homework today 98% of the boys is at outside finishing their homework hahaa .not include me .coz i absent ystrdy if nt i would be there for sure, hate to lie .D one more mi account teacher kinda in good moood today usualy who dint bring his book he will scold and ask us to stand but today he ask us to sit and bring his book the next time .reason=he say due to the puasa he duwan to ''marah marah'' then mi fren try to take avantage gathering few ppl at the back and start chatin, when teacher saw ! ''apa ni mamak ke ?'' sudently a pin drop silence , then i shout ''teh O ice satu " teacher was like . do u realy think this is mamak , and everyone start to laugh .hahaa upated tomorrow . )
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Thats is me at schoool .D
give mi phone to mi fren awhile then every one picha is in mi phone .P
fooling around coz no teacher .P then today got the wat 09/09/09 thing
i tod is goin to be late till school over but it only last for 30min OMFG !!
stupid program every body sing like a dick scream like a pussy include me coz i tod it is till school over .P
hahaa that day chat at mi hse till late .
mi fren dint went bck , most of them sleep here .P
i'm the blue kekun .D both fucker down there sleep like a pig
aspecialy the black wan . fark every body at the pc the feler go sleep
then wake up then his bro go sleep -.-
stupid thing is i n justin went out to buy thing at night usein mi fren bike
but then sudently rains . WTF !! when i on the way back , the rain water like bullet
shooting on mi face , some hoe we manage to reach home safely .D
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Monday, August 24, 2009
h1n1. is it that scarie ? those people that die i fell sorry and a waste , this diese has the cure , mi fren got it but he and she manage to win the war agains it but why eu ppl cant ? make eu have to be like this wearin this fuckin wat they called mask .hard to breath no mention smellin mi own sliver dripin out when i sleep (sometimes) OMFG , sometimes i wish i got h1n1 so i dont have to wear the mask quarientine at home DOTA hole day .P
Monday, August 10, 2009
i was just browesin youtube then i found this video tribute to micheal jackson by philippinos
then i tod of micheal jackson and mi ex school mate he was obses with MJ .
he start lisenin MJ song at school beside me since that i realy start listen to MJ song
honesly i think that MJ song is quick nice . his dead is a tragic .enjoy it .
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
mi schl had test today hahaa
i preety much screwup mi science and matematic and history .D
i text Icecream at axam Icecream funny thing is moral test
we talkin bwt comdom i alredy fell like fail i'm ashamed to take the test .D
eu want to kno hoe i text eu
here is some picha nxt time 3G lo mi teacher blur blur wan .P
waner know more text eu later .D
Saturday, August 1, 2009
just came bck from BAD-MIN-TON
funny har .D
justiiin idea .mybe i lost few pound
should i be happy ?
donoe
btw something funny hapend .D
a frog apeared at the scene
mi fren had it on his hand
then mi turn to act
i put out mi raket
i donoe wich part of mi mind ask me to do it . .
i swing mi raket and hit it like a saterkok
p h e w . . . . .
it flow away
and drop on the miidel of the court
then mi fuck mi like hell LOL
i tod i just end it misery life
but when i wanted move it body from the crime scene
it fuckin move
OMFG
it is revive from the death to seek revenge from me
this s s s is imposible
i pull up mi boxer and flew away like a husband bein caught by his wife for havein a fair
then mi fren use his bare hand to move the livein death away
I'M SORRY I DOESN'T MEAN TO SWING YOU LIKE A SETERKOK
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
TODAY
today i reach mi new schoooooool
i tod i'm goin to a fuckin classsss bt yes in dit .P
bt alll mii fren are there in tat cls , tat the coool part .P
bt the fuckin thng iz the techer
keep on sayin disiplin , disiplin , disiplin nothing ellls to say
if so strong disiplin go teach the politican what is disiplin lar
country also no disiplin how student got disiplin
and keep on say mii hair long , ask me go bck to cut
fuck him lar , i go bck sleeeeeep also dont cut .P
but the sweeeeeeeet thing is nothing ,
yea got
i saw some cute gurl
but the sad thing is she is not in miiiiiiii classsssss ARGH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
btw she is form 3 , how also she wont be in mii classssssss T.T
Saturday, March 7, 2009
TODAY
i fell like missing mi fren at D old skul .......
but i dont kno y .???
just sudently , watchin TV then POP , thy apear !!
i rmbr those stupid thing we do . so childish.......
but nw i'm goin to a new schoooool
not dont hve fren , just PPL say there is quick strick !!!!!!!
can i survive there ????
can i finish miii FORM 5 there with miii atiiitude like tat ????
can i get a GF there ????? ^^
can i stop mii bad habit there ?????
Friday, March 6, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
frst day class strt liao at mi skul
btw i dint go
xD
its total DICK
techer wan cut hair . this tat .
total FUCKIN DICK
so fuck
bt dont FUCKIN care goin to change skul
away from those mother fucker .
this just like i smell air again
coz it hell there .
ARGH !!!!!!!!
just wan to tell u must study hard dnt be like mee u BITCHES xD
Saturday, January 3, 2009
FUCKIN DAY !!!
fuck! fuck! fuck!
i went to find juztiin hari ini
went lepak sekejap then chao
i went t bus stop
xD i saw a FUCKIN rapid
then i went on it
i strt to check for the fuckin ticket bt WTF !!
i lost it . bt i tod it is the same driver i site this aftrnon then ok lorhx
NVM..
the i tell him
FUCKIN DRIVER
MEE
mana ticket.?
sudah hilang
bayar lagi larhx
x ade duit lagi larhx
depan sana turun macam ini
hari in i naik u punya marhx
x ade x ade
tapi saya naik u punya marhx hari ini
itu ticket hilang mesti beli lagi
MCB . sekarang x ade duit marhx . lu mau macam mana. PUKIMAK !
depan turun !
OK ! pergi makan BABI larhx lu .! BODAH LANCIAO BABI PUKIMAK !!
But damn lanciao malu le.
somany ppl on bus .
i gone FUCKIN burn his hse into ash . if i find out where he fuckin stay
the damn fuckin thing is the ticket is in mii walet . i miss it when i cheak it !
fuck !
found it aftr turun bus..
FUCK
Thursday, January 1, 2009
31th DEC 2008 - 1 JAN 2009
31th dec
i went to sunway for the fuckin countdown .
not alot of crowd bt still ok
then went to JAFFAR( fuckin name) to shisha .^^
at 11+ we went to met edwin then lepak
some fucker come and spry those fuckin stuf white white wan just like CUM .
make mii hole hair like kena CUM SHOT !! FUCK !!
aftr wait james take barcelone chop
then we chao masuk BARCELONA
only a while then got ppl fight
securiti fuck them out then conyinue outside
got one head fuckin blead just like chili sos
then i got outstair carpark sibuk
then got one more maly pecah kepala
NEW YEAR then fuckin haed pecah !!
Walao
i haerd those ppl say
it start with gurls i tink ..
not sure
aftr tat go jafar minum
about 3.3 like tat chao .
bbye .
HAPY NEW YEAR U FUCKER !
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